Tom Brady Roast: Netflix Special Sparks Scandal With Kraft Massage Joke

Tom Brady, the legendary NFL quarterback, took the stage at Netflix’s “The Greatest Roast of All Time” and delivered a series of jokes aimed at his former coach, Bill Belichick, and teammates. However, one joke in particular, directed at Patriots owner Robert Kraft, did not go over well with Brady.

I. Tom Brady Roasts the Roast

Brady Takes Aim at Belichick

Tom Brady didn’t hold back when it came to roasting his former coach, Bill Belichick. He joked about Belichick’s stoic demeanor, his love of hoodies, and his lack of social skills. Brady even joked that Belichick was so boring that he made watching paint dry look like a thrill ride.

Brady’s Jokes About Belichick	Audience Reaction
“Bill Belichick is so boring, he makes watching paint dry look like a thrill ride.”	Roars of laughter
“Bill’s fashion sense is so bad, he makes Crocs look like designer shoes.”	Uproarious laughter
“Bill is so socially awkward, he makes a mime look like a chatterbox.”	Sustained applause

Brady Pokes Fun at Teammates

Brady also took some friendly jabs at his former teammates. He joked about Rob Gronkowski’s love of partying, Julian Edelman’s short stature, and Randy Moss’s diva-like behavior. Brady’s jokes were all in good fun, and his teammates seemed to enjoy the roasting as much as the audience did.

• Brady joked that Gronkowski was so much fun to party with, he made Vegas look like a retirement home.
• Brady joked that Edelman was so short, he needed a stepladder to reach the urinal.
• Brady joked that Moss was so demanding, he made Kanye West look like a humble monk.

Brady Roasts Himself

Brady didn’t just roast others; he also poked fun at himself. He joked about his age, his hair plugs, and his wife’s success. Brady’s self-deprecating humor showed that he was willing to laugh at himself, which made the audience appreciate his jokes even more.

“I’m so old, I remember when the internet was just a series of tubes.”

II. Kraft’s Massage Parlor Joke Crosses the Line

Kraft’s Massage Parlor Joke Draws Criticism

Comedian Jeff Ross drew criticism for a joke he made about Robert Kraft’s massage parlor scandal during Tom Brady’s roast. Ross joked that Brady approached Kraft and said, “I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?” The joke was met with groans and boos from the audience, and Brady was visibly upset.

Brady Defends Kraft

Brady later approached Ross and told him to stop making the joke. He said that Kraft is a good man who has done a lot for the community. Brady’s defense of Kraft shows that he is a loyal friend and that he is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in.

Reaction to Ross’s Joke	Reason
Groans and boos from the audience	The audience was not amused by the joke and found it to be in poor taste.
Brady was visibly upset	Brady is a close friend of Kraft and was offended by the joke.
Brady defended Kraft	Brady believes that Kraft is a good man who has done a lot for the community.

III. Celebrities Turn Out for Brady’s Big Night

Tom Brady’s roast was a star-studded affair, with a who’s who of celebrities turning out to see the NFL legend get roasted. Among the A-listers in attendance were Ben Affleck, Will Ferrell, Kim Kardashian, Jim Gaffigan, Amanda Kloots, Richard Kind, Chelsea Handler and Dane Cook, along with NFL pros Peyton Manning, Rob Gronkowski, Randy Moss, Rodney Harrison, Julian, Edelman and Matt Light.

The roast was hosted by Kevin Hart, who kept the energy high throughout the night. Brady was a good sport about the jokes, even when they were at his expense. The night was filled with laughter and good cheer, and it was clear that everyone was having a great time.

Celebrity	Known For
Ben Affleck	Actor, director, and screenwriter
Will Ferrell	Actor, comedian, and producer
Kim Kardashian	Reality television star, businesswoman, and socialite

IV. Final Thought

Tom Brady’s reaction to Jeff Ross’s joke highlights the sensitivity surrounding the issue of sexual misconduct. While Ross’s joke may have been intended as humor, it touched a nerve with Brady, who has been a vocal advocate for women’s rights.

The incident also serves as a reminder that even the most lighthearted events can be marred by controversy. In the age of social media, it is more important than ever for comedians to be mindful of the potential impact of their words.